Suck It Up

I think God is proud of you guys. - Joe Min, Camp Director
Days until camp starts: 3
The annual camp frenzy has begun: spools of "seaweed" paper are floating around the cafeteria, bass beats constantly reverberate through all walls (and yes, you have heard that remix 26 times today), and the occasional staff member is found passed out across some desk chairs, still gripping scissors and adamantly whispering "I'm not sleeping, I'm just closing my eyelids".
